Quotes by Joe

“Final Fantasy XIII is a metaphor for the meaning of life… Straight line from birth to death, where you maybe remembered for your achievements or… become a zombie!”

“God is a child with a magnifying glass and an ant farm; and we are the ants!”

“Art and Design are like brothers and sisters; sometimes they work together and do fantastic things; but most of the time they fight like cats and dogs and get nothing done!!”

“Games don’t make you a killer… games make you a better killer!”

“Everytime you try to apply real world logic to a fantasy/virtual world… god smites a neko girl!”

“Does that come in a box?”

“If food is left alone, you may return to find it gone!”

“Is it weird when I hit someone on the head, I hear the Viva Pinata exploding Sound?”

“Oh, who am I kidding…. I’m all over this like cheeto dust on a WOW player!”

“If no one observes Joe; Does Joe truly Exist?”

“MORE ENYA!!”

“Don’t knock things for changes cos without change… you wouldn’t have feet!”

“There are infinite possibilities with only one fixed end result…”

“I can’t do the Impossible, Only the Improbable.”

Quoting the Net

“Support Fiction, Read the Bible!” — ComicCon Protestor

“That elf maiden can raid my tomb anytime… what does that even mean!!” — The SpoonyOne

“As if killing the bard impresses us!” — Dorkness Rising

“I smeared it for you Ryan…” — Sandy Cohn The OC

“Shut up dude, let me just blow up some shit!” — Youth Revolt

Quoting Famous People

“Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn’t worth the time and effort.” — Henry Rollins

“If there was a god, he wouldn’t let a guy walk right up and shoot you in the face now would he? That’s right, now you get the picture. Truth burns doesn’t it?” — Henry Rollins

“Knowledge without mileage equals bullshit.” — Henry Rollins

“When life hands you a lemon, say, ‘Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?” — Henry Rollins

“My optimism wears heavy boots and is loud.” — Henry Rollins

“The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp” — Terry Pratchett

“Why have I got six screens? Because I haven’t got room for eight” — Terry Pratchett

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth over doing!” — Adam Savage